The Best Pick Up Line Is Howling By Derrick Brown

The best thing to say to an unknown woman when leaving
a place is
“You and I are going to kiss someday.”

I used to say “You don’t know me. So, when are we gonna
make out?”
Some girls would take a long time, hemming and hawing, thinking about what they had planned Thursday,
a year from not now.

The only response to
“You and I are going to kiss someday.”
is
Okay or No, thank you.

When this happens, you should say. . . .
“Sadly for both of us, it doesn’t even matter if you want to.”

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